This is why i don't miss roommates!!

So I was randomly telling the cheese story to someone yesterday. Oh yes was at Costco and saw the massive stack of Kraft Singles American cheese and was reminded of how horrifically entertaining roommates can be.
I do miss some roommates but not one who would put this note on his Kraft American Singles. No one was stealing his cheese by the way.
( Pic lifted from another blog as mine were lost)

Cool Kangaroos

So my friend from school and I decided to go to the zoo here in fresno and omg these kangaroos cracked me up, they looked they were were fashion models posing.

Online Dating Part 2

So yea those eharmony ads LIE there is no one quality on the site, well none that match with me anyways lol.

So finally got through their ridiculous guided communication with this one guy and the email he sends me goes like this

"sniffing glue is fun
sniff sniff
wait thats not glus
im so sleepy now
peace out have a nice day"

I was like wtf?!?!

Most recent email from a 33 year old
"Can you tell me more about you?
What were you like in high school. I mean were you in any clubs, sports or anything?" so my response was wouldnt asking questions about how I am now be more relevant since HS was 10 years ago
He closed our match lol

I had one guy who said in his thing "can you be the first and only girl to see my apartment? In order to see if you have to be able to ride from where i work up a 1500ft incline to my apartment on your bike" good luck with that buddy.

Another guy was like "some people think I am very shallow but I am really just a down to earth guy" So in other words if he thinks your hot he isn't shallow.

Those are just the ones I can remember off the top of my head.

I am so done with dating or attempting to date. I don't know why I try.
Why can't my crush just be on the same coast as me and I could give that a try???

Valentine's Day

So this week is Valentine's Day. It is a day that makes single people feel like they should have someone and odd enough for the day of love is also a day that causes many fights among couples. A lot of that is because Valentine's Day is built up to be this big day of love and romance and passion and not everyone can live up to the hype. It is a hallmark holiday. The one day a year when your man is supposed to be attentive and loving and romantic. I am not sure why that is not expect the rest of the year but ya know. The fights couples have on Valentine's Day stem from this belief that your man should be uber romantic that day. This doesn't always happen, men are oblivious and their idea of romance is often very different from women. The fights on V Day crack me up because it is just a day, no need to get uptight about it or expect too much from your man or get pissed when he doesn't live up to your ridiculous expectations. If your man honestly has to buy you something expensive and take you out for an expensive dinner to show he loves you there are other issues in the relationship that should be dealt with.

And as for us single girls, be glad we don't have to go out to overcrowded eateries and watch couples pretend to be happy, even though that can be amusing. Don't let yourself get down because you are single on a made up romantic hallmark holiday. It is ok, it is not a big deal! Grab yourself some friends and enjoy the night, expectation and drama free.