I have never taken the time to realize just how amusing it really truly is. I was bored being up way to freaking early this morning and clicked on my spam box by accident. I was reading some of the titles and they cracked me up. In my spam box currently I have:
" Is your penis size so small it is constantly made fun of?" (if it is that small why are they showing it to everyone lol.)
"Make her moan so loud it wakes the neighbors"
"Make your holidays happier, with a new enlarged penis"
"No woman would refuse to get laid by a full sized dick" ( this one is good to promote date rape, cause no woman says no to you if you have a full sized dick)
"She wants a real man so hurry up and give it to her hard" (not really sure the connection thus why its amusing)
" Let your penis grow into a purple headed demon" I love this one lol
" Ever feel the kiss of the womb? With your new big rod you will" ( this one kind of disturbs me)
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Oh, my spam just wants to sell me watches or cheap diapers ;)
At my old job, we had to answer a general mailbox, and it used to get these really fun, disjointed broken-English stories.
It was like if Yoda wrote a bodice-ripper:
"To the castle away, cried Lionel as he across the snow dashed. Fear not, the covered wagon as it rushed her to the library..."
I'm glad it isn't just me that gets penis enlarging spam emails all the time. I was starting to question my femininity!
I am very reassured, too. I have been asking my guy friends if they get breast enlargement and weight-loss spam, because I get penis enlargement and, um, "last longer" spam. And also weight-loss spam, but that's obviously because my penis is fat.
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