Age Tags

I have always mentioned that the older I get the harder it is for me to tell how old people are, especially guys. My solution to this has been, that guys should wear age tags. I need to know the older I get how old guys are. Females do not need to wear these as guys just really don't care as much.
So the propsed age tags should go into play as soon as possible.

Anyways what prompted all this was an interaction I had at a store with a guy, come to find out he is 18. Seriously what would I do with an 18 year old kid?

Age tags, new nationwide federal policy, if Bush can change the daylight savings time, he could do this lol.

sigh