Spam actually is amusing

I have never taken the time to realize just how amusing it really truly is. I was bored being up way to freaking early this morning and clicked on my spam box by accident. I was reading some of the titles and they cracked me up. In my spam box currently I have:

" Is your penis size so small it is constantly made fun of?" (if it is that small why are they showing it to everyone lol.)

"Make her moan so loud it wakes the neighbors"

"Make your holidays happier, with a new enlarged penis"

"No woman would refuse to get laid by a full sized dick" ( this one is good to promote date rape, cause no woman says no to you if you have a full sized dick)

"She wants a real man so hurry up and give it to her hard" (not really sure the connection thus why its amusing)

" Let your penis grow into a purple headed demon" I love this one lol

" Ever feel the kiss of the womb? With your new big rod you will" ( this one kind of disturbs me)

Age Tags

I have always mentioned that the older I get the harder it is for me to tell how old people are, especially guys. My solution to this has been, that guys should wear age tags. I need to know the older I get how old guys are. Females do not need to wear these as guys just really don't care as much.
So the propsed age tags should go into play as soon as possible.

Anyways what prompted all this was an interaction I had at a store with a guy, come to find out he is 18. Seriously what would I do with an 18 year old kid?

Age tags, new nationwide federal policy, if Bush can change the daylight savings time, he could do this lol.

sigh

Things about me

I was talking to someone and the topic of can you think of 20 interesting/unique things about yourself came up. I am not sure they are intresting or unique but they are all about me, it may be 21 i don't know i lost count.

So here they are:

~Moving cross country was probably the best and worst thing I have ever done
~I overthink the majority of things in my life
~I tend to use dating as an extreme form of people watching
~Unlike so many people in our world I really could care less about celebrity gossip, I do keep up on it since so many people seem to find it interesting
~I fear the need to be happy and never settle or be content will leave me single forever
~I met and hung out with the Cherry Poppin Daddies when I was 18, well I actually prefered their driver to them but I still met them it was cool
~My ultimate goal in life is to be happy, and I think a small little cottage on the ocean would do that for me
~I have become to jaded and cynical for my own good
~I wish I could go back and continue debating my senior year, I feel like that was a pivotal decision in my life
~I have a teddy bear I have had since second grade... and I think he rocks
~I love dogs and want like 4 of them
~I never said I love you to the one guy I truly loved, that was a very bad decision on my part
~I did say I love you to a guy I did not love, that too was a bad decision
~The ocean is my favorite place in the world, I miss being able to drive there, spend an hour thinking and driving home. it would take far too long to do that from here :(
~I once touched Nick Hexum's leg at a concert, that was good times
~I make really bad decisions and know they are bad decisions as I am making them and sometimes can't stop myself
~I love hockey and baseball but can not bring myself to watch football anymore
~The older I get the more I realize how important real friends are, and it is hard to seperate from those who aren't real friends but have been around a long time
~I was on a local TV show for high school kids, we got our ass kicked
~I watch cooking shows and love them, but don't love the time it takes to actually cook and clean
~I sometimes feel that all the regrets I have are going to overwhelm me someday

Apt. Rearrange

So for the BBQ in October I bought this roughly 6 foot long table that after the BBQ went into my shed. Recently I have been thinking of how to utilize my space a bit better than I have been. So I rearranged my apt this weekend. I moved my two bigger bookcases to fill in holes in the apt and then moved the big table in. This allows me to have the work space a PhD student should have and makes it so I dont have to do my homework on the floor!!

Here is the new layout.


Area of major rearranging, moved the two big bookcases and put in the long table and moved the desk down.


moved one of the taller bookcases into the bedroom area


moved the other taller bookcase near the daybed and the kitchen


Another view of the rearranging

Pampering

So as I am fairly poor and refuse to be paying off spa visits and such for the next 20 years I did a homemade pampering session.I have been very stressed with school and what not and really needed it. So I went and got some bubble bath, lit some candles, poured some wine and read a non school related book. It was awesome. I think everyone should do this when stressed. And I even have mood lighting in my bathroom ( no idea why) so I dimmed the lights just enough to read but it was dimly lit. It was awesome!!!
I think I need to do that more often.